Friday, October 7, 2011

Teacher Conferences

That's right, throughout the world, teachers gather yearly to continue their own education.  The conferences for my school regularly take place in the first week of October because it coincides with National Holiday in China.  Here are some things I've learned from my conference experiences:

1) The more specific the session, the more useful.  I've found that general sessions can be so general, that they can rarely be useful.  Educators love to point to the fact that we all must find our own style and learn what kind of teacher we are without ever explicitly saying how we are supposed to do this.

2) Sometimes teachers like to make others think so much that they've forgotten how to think themselves.
     "Professor, but how can I....?"
     "Well, that's a great question.  What do you think? Anyone?"
This is NOT an exaggeration of a real situation.

3) There's never enough time for collaboration.  What we teachers really want to do is get together and hear awesome ideas from others who teach the same subject and grade as we do.  Turns out, there's no time for that because we're so busy learning about general topics and being asked, "So what do YOU think?"
I'm convinced that the fate of teachers (and perhaps most professions) is to spend vast quantities of time on work that is both seemingly less useful and most clearly less interesting than what we would do if given the time to better ourselves.  But maybe my view of human nature is skewed.

4) Titles can be deceiving.  Had a friend go to a session entitled "Writing Indicators" thinking he would learn about how to teach writing. He soon found out it was really about how to write indicators (which are what we base lessons off of)...a significantly more drab topic (as far as most are concerned).

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Don't Read This Dating Book

Over dinner with Kim this evening, I decided that if I were to write a book, it would be titled "Don't Read This Dating Book" and would recount the many humorous (and not so humorous) contents of Dating Books.

Dating books have their place for sure.  Certainly the books I read as a teen have led me to my present mindset (and ability to laugh at dating books).  But to some extent, I think they all may lack one aspect: truth and humor...also known as sarcasm.  To make up for this loss, the following:
(Warning: These are taken from my life experience, and therefore may be insulting to some...please take with a grain of salt...I'm not making fun of you...specifically)

Possible titles for my book with condensed summaries:


1) Longings of the heart: Read this book if you wish you were dating, but you're not, so you're reading a book about how to date or not date to fulfill your romantic longings by thinking of what you should or should not do once you do have a date.

2) I Kissed Courting Goodbye: Courting is given a new name and thoroughly described.

3) Online Dating: Proactive steps for the desperate.

4) Why Aren't You Married Yet: How not to be afraid of the opposite gender.

5) You'll Get Married When: Finally, a detailed and scientific explanation of why you really will find your significant other once you are finally fully satisfied with your present condition.

6) Things Singles Don't Know: An encyclopedic record of all the things singles don't know because they are not married with kids, listed here in alphabetical order with full and simple explanations of each.  You too can learn about "real life."

7) The Kid Table: Why you always get stuck at the kid table and what to do about it.

8) Making the Most: How to make the most of being single including chapters on "babysitting," "service," and developing skills and talents to attract the opposite gender (recipes included for girls and guitar tips for guys).

9) Share the Bed: Why sleeping with stuffed animals prepares you for your mate.

10) I'm Dating Jesus: Come on people, what does that even mean?

Monday, September 12, 2011

Falling for Fall


It's the end of summer...hopefully.  And I really want fall.  Here's why:


Fall is:
jeans and a hoodie
pumpkin bread fresh from the oven
spiced drinks
fresh wind
dried leaves
Thanksgiving
walks without sweat
cozy with a book
open arms and deep breaths
sweatpants without the sweat
picnics
open windows
family soon



Sunday, September 4, 2011

Growing Zhuankou

This weekend I didn't have any masters work to complete, so decided to go explore. There is a new fancy mall a 5-minute bike ride from our apartment, so Kim and I met up with some friends for dinner and exploring the new place.  We rode our bikes.  The biggest parking area at this mall is for bikes and electric bikes.

Just so you can see how close it is to our apartment, below is a photo from our balcony.  Notice, slightly to the left, is a rounded white structure with spikes. This is a stadium.

The same stadium is seen below, in a picture taken at the entrance to the mall.


At the mall, we encountered some fun Chinglish in the Korean menu.
"Explodes the squid circle"

"The porphyra capensi boards"
And in one of the clothing stores.

We had a great time exploring and the mall really is nice.  It is completely air conditioned, open, and clean. On the way home, we bought this little guy from a street vendor.  In honor of the curious menu that night, we named him "Roasts the Scallion".

Roasts the Scallion


Saturday, August 20, 2011

A Taste of Home

I know, Christmas is a long way off, but I'm already excited to be in the U.S. this year.  I've already begun to envision all the yummy things and delightful moments I will be able to experience.  Lately I've been thinking about tea quite a bit.  Kim threw me a wonderful tea and cupcake birthday party because I've been going on and on about it for so long.  There's something wonderful about sipping tea with friends and family, and somehow sipping it out of cute little china cups makes it even more pleasant.

What is is about tea time that is worth looking forward to?  Here's what I look forward to about it in Columbia:
Each morning at home, almost no matter what time I wake up, a pot of tea awaits me. Recently my parents have begun making tea in a coffee pot (obviously one that has been purged of all coffee smell and taste).  There's always a pot on along with a can of the stuff that makes it twice as enjoyable as when I make it myself: evaporated milk.  Add some sugar and the best part is still to come.

After the tea is prepared, I go and sit down on our kitchen table bench and cross my legs. There's inevitably somebody there, whether it's my parents having their morning talk or whoever else is staying at the house at the time.  This Christmas I'll miss having Sam around to ask me to play guitar with him and Lucas and Jamie looking bleary eyed from a not so rest-filled night.  If Jamie was there, I could admire her ever artful breakfast. But no matter who is there, there's always somebody there, and we drink tea together... on a bench in the kitchen, tea with evaporated milk and sugar, made in a coffee pot, begun before anyone gets up in the morning.

And that's just one thing I look forward to about going home at Christmas.  I can't wait.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Summer Travels

I finally have internet here at home, so I'm inspired to write about my travels this summer.
Kim and I originally set out to have a cheap but enjoyable vacation traveling in China and exploring the beauty it has.

The Hump hostel in Kunming (I know, strange name)
We first set out for Kunming.  This is a major city in Yunnan province and Kim and I were immediately impressed.  The sky was blue and it somehow seemed less dirty and hustle/bustle than Wuhan. We stayed in a hostel with an awesome patio and view.

But Kunming was just a stopover point.  From there we took an 8 hour train to LiJiang and met an  Indian boxer who was happy to speak English with us.
Our train buddy
We spent 3 days in LiJiang.  Our activities included exploring, shopping, and hiking the Tiger Leaping Gorge.
Garden Inn Hostel in LiJiang

Tiger Leaping Gorge

Women in LiJiang

From LiJiang we took the 8 hour train back to Kunming and spent a night in the same hostel.  Then we had a flight to Guilin.  We only took the flight because they ran out of bed train tickets, and we aren't crazy enough to get a seat for 16 hours.  We took a 2 hour bus from Guilin to Yangshuo.

In Yangshuo, we enjoyed the "karst peaks" and unique mountains by kayaking, bike riding, and wandering around the town.
Kayaking in Yangshuo

Trippers Carpe Diem Hostel just outside Yangshuo
After Yangshuo we took the bus back into Guilin where we enjoyed 3 nights in a 5 star luxury hotel. What a way to end our trip!
We thoroughly enjoyed the pool at the Shangri-La
And then we were back in Wuhan.  We love our new apartment and feel so at home.  Photos to come, but below is one taste of the joy of our new place.
View from our last apartment (no, the guy was not always hanging there)

The view from our new living room (lest you be too amazed, this kind of sky comes only a few days a year in Wuhan)

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Where are we?

For my 3 weeks in Beijing, I'm living with several friends in a neighborhood in the suburbs.  I've found a couple aspects of our housing complex quite interesting.

1) Gas, water, and electricity all are charged on separate cards.  This means that, when any of these start to run low (or run out), in the house, the resident must go to a place in the center of the neighborhood with the specific card (whether gas, water, or electricity) and "charge" the card by paying money to have credit put on it.  It's like gas, water, and electricity credit.

2)  At least once a month the electricity and water for the entire neighborhood is cut off.  This is because one person did not pay their bill.  Neighbors go and yell at each other until the bill is paid and the water and electricity is restored. We were here to experience one of these days.

Oh man, it's just so NOT America.

On the bright side, "our" house has pretty grape vines and an apricot tree.